15 horny kitchen gadgets that look just like sex toys

Have you ever seen a kitchen gadget wondered, “Why is this so horny?”

You are not alone, our gutter-minded friend.

Sometimes, these items can’t help but be shaped the way they are. Citrus reamers need to be tapered and immersion blenders need to spin like a vibrator to mash up food. We’re not sure why a microwave cleaner needs to look like it’s sold at Spencer’s in the mall, but alright.

Either way, Amazon has too many of these items for sale that we just couldn’t ignore it anymore. You may get a weird look from strangers when you bust out one of these in public, but you can assure any onlooker that you’re not actually shopping for a butt plug in public — it’s just a strawberry stem remover that looks like a butt plug. Read more…

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